King of Crime

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Introduction/Masterpost

Even though I honestly don’t have that big of a following I think it’s probably about time I make a proper introduction post, as well as a masterpost to all of my socials if you want to interact with me outside of Tumblr. (Here is a link to my favorite characters/characters I will/won’t write for)

My name is Blair, and welcome to my blog! This is my main blog, and is multi-fandom, but my current main hyperfixation is Star Wars, so there’s gonna be a lot of that here.  I’m eighteen, bisexual, and genderfluid (Designated female at birth) I am also a eclectic pagan witch, who worships gods from multiple pantheons. I hope to major in Creative Writing when I go to college! (Personal posts/me speaking my b.s tag is #blair.exe speaks) 

Please, do not engage with my account if you are one of the following:

Racist

Homophobic (Biphobbic, Panphobic, Lesbophobic, etc.) 

Transphobic/TERF

MAP/Pedophile 

Religious Intolerant (Antiemetic, Islamophobic, etc.) 

HATE IS NOT WELCOME HERE

The fandoms I engage in are as follows:

  1. Star Wars (Reylo, The Clone Wars, The Mandalorian)
  2. Broadway (Primarily The Great Comet of 1812, Hadestown, The Phantom of the Opera, Anastasia, Oklahoma!, and Six, though other shows will make an appearance as well.) 
  3. She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
  4. The Dragon Prince
  5. DC Comics/ DCEU
  6. Marvel/ MCU
  7. Teratophilia/Monsterfuckers 

Other things I like but I don’t engage in fandom (anymore)

  1. Sailor Moon
  2. Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Riordanverse
  3. Mission: Impossible
  4. Hamilton
  5. Kingsman
  6. Turn: Washington’s Spies
  7. Disney
  8. Universal’s Monsters/ Classic Horror Movies
  9. Gothic/Classic Literature 
  10. History (not really fandom but I like history so)
  11. Music (Pop Punk, Alt Rock, almost any type of music except country tbh)

I also have a gaggle of sideblogs, and they are:

@lonley-witch- my witchblr, where I post/reblog witchcraft and pagan related posts

@whored-prime -my She-Ra centric side blog, which is primarily focused around Entrapta, Hordak, Wrong Hordak, and Entrapdak, but other SPOP characters/couples will be featured)

@callto-themuse- my Star Wars writeblr! Want to join a taglist? Here’s the masterlist

@kyrtsadverd - inspo sideblog for my writeblr; 18+ content be warned tagged as #nsfw or #nsfw-ish

!! Trigger Tags !!

I do, and will, reblog content that might be nsfw, so here are my nsfw trigger tags:

#horny hours

#nsfw warning

#mild nsfw warning

#blair stop being horny challange

I also post about myself sometimes, and my problems, so the tag if you don’t want to hear about my problems/ possible triggering content is

#blair has issues

In addition to tumblr, I have other social media accounts, if you wish to check them out/give me a follow

  • Instagram: demi_goddess_66 (main, don’t post that much outside of stories) calamityqueen_ (fandom, don’t post that much but I’m working on it) mandos_whore (finsta, also a SW thirst ac)
  • Tiktok: calamityqueen (used to be primarily witchtok, but now it’s whatever my brain wants me to do with it)
  • Snapchat: DM if you want it I don’t quiet feel comfortable putting it here
  • Wattpad: calamity-queen (new main, have a lot of wips, some stuff I post doesn’t go on my writing blog) WholeDamnNation (old main, lots of middle school cringe, working on updating an old Percy Jackson/DC Universe crossover I started in 8th grade and never finished cuz highschool sucks ass. Recently changed the username so some works have the old username)
  • Archive of Our Own/AO3: calamityqueen 

And if you want to financially support me, I can do writing comissions (post on my writing blog for the rules) and I also do tarot readings, here is my ko-fi

I am also working on a musical! It’s a historical musical based on The Culper Ring- America’s first spy ring and civilian heroes of the Revolution, called Culper: A Revolutionary Musical! It is in no way related to or affiliated with AMC’s Turn: Washington’s Spies, or the novel that inspired the show. It is it’s own entity created by hours of research and our own minds. Our Instagram and Tiktok are @culperthemusical

Thank you so much for checking out my blog, and reading this whole mess. Welcome, and I hope we can be friends! My inbox is always open for asks!💖

Pinned Post blair.exe speaks introduction masterpost introduction/masterpost calamity-queen
starryfictionalgirl
manilaswivel

We need everyone's help right now to protect the rainforest and Indigenous People

The Amazon Rainforest is under a massive threat. I know you've heard this a million times, but this is different. There is a piece of legislation that will decimate the rights of Indigenous people of Brazil, who have been protecting the rainforest. It's unfathomably bad. It has majority support. And they're voting tomorrow.

As reported here, the Bill allows "the Brazilian government to find energy resources, set up military bases, develop strategic roads, and implement commercial agriculture on protected Indigenous tribal lands, without any prior discussion with the affected peoples."

The thing you can do—and I know this sounds overly simple—is sign this petition—and tell your friends to do the same: SIGN HERE.

As reported here, the Bill allows "the Brazilian government to find energy resources, set up military bases, develop strategic roads, and implement commercial agriculture on protected Indigenous tribal lands, without any prior discussion with the affected peoples."

Again, this bill has majority support. You may be wondering, why will a petition signed by people who don't live in Brazil make any difference? Because it will give those opposing it political air cover. It will show the world is with them.

But we need a LOT of signatures.

Please do this simple act and spread the word.

twelvecrumbs
inneskeeper

"I don't like the Jack Harkness test because it means it's okay to fuck Scooby Doo"

yes that's the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn't exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don't like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

sethprotector

Tumblr being free is humanity's greatest error.

inneskeeper

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

inneskeeper

image

Tumblr is a free website where I am paid $20

robot-voice
funnytwittertweets

image
spiderinthecupboard

According to some statistics it looks more like teaching sex ed (including consent) in school makes more young people realize they don't want to have sex yet or at all or don't want to do some specific sexual activities (also obvious from the increase of popularity of asexual-spectrum identities). Allegedly, young people who have accurate information about sexual activities and access to contraception, on average become sexually active later and are less likely to be affected by STIs or unplanned pregnancies.

red-mercer

Conservatives oppose sex education because it makes it harder for them to molest children

beesandwasps

(That’s not a joke, that’s just a fact.)

nightwussy
beepbopitsgt

image

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

bluenightcomedies

for the people doomblogging in the notes:

this isn't a "drop in the ocean fine" situation, 200 bil is already over half of his fortune lost... and he's not even done losing money yet! he's got a ton of lawsuits left to go through, owes Google money for trying to rent-dodge, destroyed Twitter's remaining brand value by rebranding to X, is playing lawsuit chicken with Microsoft as a direct result, and will have to pay off Twitter's debt... and shows no signs of even pausing to consider the stupidity of his decisions, especially as he's already plotting out loud to make a paypal alternative that breaks multiple international laws.

whatever he has left is nowhere near enough to cover the debt he's currently in and unless he somehow gets it forgiven or magically earns more than he's losing, there's a countdown over his head running down until the IRS personally comes after him.

unless his last remaining braincell wakes up and he hits the brakes, we might actually see someone speedrun going from richest man in the world straight to poverty, and you better believe i wanna see that :D

GO FOR THE FINISH LINE, MUSKY BOY!
~Blue